Jokes
Soliciting
There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation.One day, the
Speeding
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car
Five More Yards
In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase
Rectum Stretcher
A guy was speeding down the road when suddenly
Don't Choke
Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail
Fast as You Can
A young man goes out and buys the best car on the
Blonde State of Mind
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international
Three Nuns
Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the
Lucky MotherDucker
Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons.
Heavenly HMO
St. Peter was standing outside the gates of heaven
The BDC
A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads
Take My Wife, Please
* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's
A Good Mystery
A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater
My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
A grade school teacher was asking students what
Corporate Lessons
Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,
The Career Ambitions of Babies
There were three babies in a woman's womb, and
Keeping In Under The Kilt
In Scotland, the most important time for a young
Hired Hand
A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year
Stuttering Salesman
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,
The Pink Envelope
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian
Moped
A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO It is also the most
Cowboy in a Gay Bar
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But decides, what the heck,"
Cowboy Boots
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic
Donation
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found
22 MPH
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a
Salesmanship
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was
Turkey and the Bull
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed
The $100 Tattoo
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?" He
Speed Limit
Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving
Selling Bibles
A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the
Upper Management
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says
Tech Support Conversations
A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about
Typical Canadian Male Baby
A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning
Gay Bar
A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck,
Creation of Canada
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel
Talking Clock
Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way
State Capitols
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitols. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me,
The Spoon
I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter
Moped Driver
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive
George Falls in Love
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for