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Soliciting

There was girl who was a prostitute, but her grandmother didn't know about her occupation.One day, the

Speeding

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

Five More Yards

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase

Rectum Stretcher

A guy was speeding down the road when suddenly

Don't Choke

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail

Fast as You Can

A young man goes out and buys the best car on the

Blonde State of Mind

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international

Three Nuns

Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the

Lucky MotherDucker

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons.

Heavenly HMO

St. Peter was standing outside the gates of heaven

The BDC

A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads

Take My Wife, Please

* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's

A Good Mystery

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater

My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player

A grade school teacher was asking students what

Corporate Lessons

Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,

The Career Ambitions of Babies

There were three babies in a woman's womb, and

Keeping In Under The Kilt

In Scotland, the most important time for a young

Hired Hand

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year

Stuttering Salesman

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally,

The Pink Envelope

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of the Granville Presbyterian

Moped

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO It is also the most

Cowboy in a Gay Bar

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. But decides, what the heck,"

Cowboy Boots

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "snowbirds" in Texas. Ray had always wanted a pair of authentic

Donation

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small Florida church found

22 MPH

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

Salesmanship

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was

Turkey and the Bull

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed

The $100 Tattoo

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?" He

Speed Limit

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving

Selling Bibles

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. While checking the

Upper Management

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says

Tech Support Conversations

A man attempting to set up his new printer called the printer's tech Support number, complaining about

Typical Canadian Male Baby

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning

Gay Bar

A guy walks into a bar ... once inside, he realizes it's a gay bar, but he decides, "What the heck,

Creation of Canada

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel

Talking Clock

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way

State Capitols

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitols. She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me,

The Spoon

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

Moped Driver

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive

George Falls in Love

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for