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Once there was a blonde who wanted to prove to

1. The poorest, stupidest, drunkest province in

1. Even though more people live on Vancouver Island,

1. The only place in North America to get bombed

1. You are sandwiched between French assholes and

1. Everybody assumes you're an asshole 2. Racism

1. You live in the center of the universe 2. Your

1. You wake up one morning to find you suddenly

1. You never run out of wheat 2. Those cool Saskatchewan

No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

Hang on to any of the new Newfoundland quarters. If you have them, they may be worth much more than