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Timid Patient

A psychiatrist advised his timid little patient to assert himself. "Don't let your wife bully you. Go

I Think I'm a Moth

A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I

Do it like mammals

A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. ââ,¬Å"Doctor,ââ,¬Â

Peek-A-Boo

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered

Psychiatrist's Best Friend

A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist

Refrigerator Man

A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ''Doctor,

Two Psychiatrists

How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

Lightbulb: Psychiatrist

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a

Tell Me About Your Circuit Breaker

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in

Saran Wrap

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing

Pervert Psychiatrist

This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows

Obviously Nuts

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only

Mail Order Blonde

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm

Wacky News of the World

But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,

The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign

First Seminar

The psychiatrists were attending their first seminar on emotional extremes. "Just to establish

Professional Help

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

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With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

Bubba and the Shrink

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under

Bad Puns...no really!

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

Ten Husbands

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told

Phobia

A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get

A Dog's Life

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some

My Dog Named Sex

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has

Sex Problems

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist

Assertiveness

A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The

Best Excuses for Not Going to Work

1.) "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all

Be the Boss

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife

Duck Shooting

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist,

A Difficult Case

Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, "What was your