Jokes
Timid Patient
A psychiatrist advised his timid little patient to assert himself. "Don't let your wife bully you. Go
I Think I'm a Moth
A guy walks into a dentist's office and says, "I
Do it like mammals
A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. ââ,¬Å"Doctor,ââ,¬Â
Peek-A-Boo
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered
Psychiatrist's Best Friend
A man walked into the office of the eminent psychiatrist
Refrigerator Man
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ''Doctor,
Two Psychiatrists
How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
Lightbulb: Psychiatrist
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a
Tell Me About Your Circuit Breaker
How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in
Saran Wrap
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing
Pervert Psychiatrist
This guy goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor shows
Obviously Nuts
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only
Mail Order Blonde
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm
Wacky News of the World
But Doctor, You HAVE To! In Turkey, Mehmet Esirgen, 52,
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
First Seminar
The psychiatrists were attending their first seminar on emotional extremes. "Just to establish
Professional Help
A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.
More Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
Last week my tie caught on fire. Some guy tried to put it out with an ax! I met the surgeon general.
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'
Bubba and the Shrink
Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under
Bad Puns...no really!
Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors
Ten Husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told
Phobia
A man went to a psychiatrist for his phobia. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get
A Dog's Life
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. - Unknown Some days you're the dog; some
My Dog Named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has
Sex Problems
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist
Assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The
Best Excuses for Not Going to Work
1.) "If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all
Be the Boss
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife
Duck Shooting
Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist,
A Difficult Case
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, "What was your