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Bill Gates was going down the road in a car when a cop pulls him over. He says, "Officer, I assure you

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Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says, "Grandpa, can I have one of those?"Grandpa says "Is

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An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight.

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and

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An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn

A king travels through the desert, when he suddenly discovers a man captured under a big rock, he throws

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car

A few fraternity brothers needed to fill a science requirement in order to graduate, so they spent weeks

A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle

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Three co-workers are bored during their lunch break, so they decide to go to the roof of their building

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when

Once upon a time there were three little pigs.

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A taxi pulls up to a church and picks up a nun.

Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders shots for the

Two men are sitting around drinking. One guys says

A young man goes out and buys the best car on the

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A trucker picks up a hitchhiker who climbs up in

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

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A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks

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A guy goes to see a doctor and when they get into

A man walks into his doctor's office and whines,

A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding and he

One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were

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A 13 year-old old paperboy knocks on the door of

A cop pulls over a car that's been swerving across

A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They

So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese.

A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear

One Friday night in San Fransisco, a man hops a

A drunk is driving through the city and his car

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

This guy was driving along a country road. Along

There was a man named Joe playing baseball on his

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A scientist gets on a train to go to New York.

There is a accordion player driving home from a

The taxi driver picks up a nun. After a little

One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving

The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

A missionary has spent years teaching agriculture

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One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks

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A cop pulls over a guy. "Your eyes are awfully

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This guy, about 40, walks into a bar and orders

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Dave's friends came up to him after work one day

Two gay men decide to get themselves chased by

Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney

A cop pulls over a drunk driver. The drunk driver

There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's

A boy comes home one day and runs up to his mom.

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A guy's driving down a country road when he comes

Three men all die on Christmas Day, and arrive

Bob walks into a public bathroom and notices a

A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to

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A woman walks in to a tattoo parlor and tells the

Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state

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This blonde gets pulled over by a cop, who walks

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Two women are digging in the garden. One pulls

A masked man walks in to a sperm bank, pulls a

Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop. When a

A young man is at a bus stop in New York. He sees

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

There was a father and son who went on a fishing

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One day, Little Red Riding Hood is walking through

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A man and his monkey walk into a bar. The man walks

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in

A couple has been together for thirty years and

A guy goes over to his friend's house and knocks

There is this trucker and he is driving down the

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town

As he is quietly watching television at home, a

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting beside

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

Bill Clinton calls his intern. ''Come into the

One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding.

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A man in a bar has a couple of beers, and the bartender

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks

    Johnny meets a girl on the street.

A young couple were married and they were having

One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he

A man walks into a bar and says, "Excuse me,

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times,

A women desperately looking for work goes into

A little boy is playing with his new football and

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and

A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's

A man walks in a bank, gets in line, and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank! But,

A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son turned

A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO It is also the most

A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly,

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

A cop pulls over a blonde because her car is weaving all over the road. When he bends down he can smell

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little

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Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving

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Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older

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The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the

Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking

Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane by going back to the place where they first

A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel dies of thirst. He's crawling

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient

Margaret is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers

A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 1999 Ferrari GTO. It is also most expensive

A mother and her son were flying "Southwest Airlines" from Kansas to Chicago. The son (who had been

An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car

A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver. "Ma'am,

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

A five year old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulls

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter

A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk

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A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans

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In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation,

A young wanna-be stud is vactioning alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young