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This story occurred on Melbourne radio. One of the stations has a competition where they ring someone

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry,

John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble

When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

One day a little boy asks his mom questions about

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer

A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for

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You've lost the feeling below your ankles. When

If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company,

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly

OBJECTIVE To sit in a cubicle and stare at a monitor

Last semester I took macroeconomics and didn't

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking

Two guys are in a bar. "Hey, I've got an idea

A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates,

A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School

Albert Einstein used to go to dinners where he

A market researcher called at a house and his knock

This guy dies and goes to heaven. When he gets

The dean of a women's college, addressing her charges,

In order to assure the highest levels of quality

A newspaper reporter went to interview an old man

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus

It's the year 2389, and martian and earth couples

A man walks into a bar with three little ducks

Time magazine sent a survey to women in Arkansas,

One time in heaven Saint Peter said to Jesus,

Teacher to student: Arnold what is the most popular

A student is taking his final exams. He takes his

A man walking his son in the park one day came

Jon and Dan were in a mental institution. This

The seven dwarves are in Rome and they go on a

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

With a screech of brakes, an ambulance pulls up

Sag! You're It! Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 20

A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

    A woman walks into her accountant's

    Marol spent her wedding night

About ten recruits are making their first parachute

It is near the end of the school year.  The

An FM station has a competition where they ring

    The following information was

10. The quicker picker upper! 9. One a day,

Three guys died and when they got to the pearly

Dear __________________________,    

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist.

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think

Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see

Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The

Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor

1. Sag, you're it. 2. Hide and go pee. 3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear. 4. Kick

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer:

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first

The Mr. Right Rejection Letter Form Dear [____rejectee's name here_____], I regret to inform

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

Bubba applied for an engineering position at a Lake Charles refinery. A Yankee applied for the same

Note: Sometimes a story comes along that needs no polishing or enhancement to make it better.

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for

WASHINGTON, DC (AP) - Congress approved sweeping legislation, which provides new benefits for many

A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession.

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.

George Bush goes to a primary [elementary] school to talk about the war. After his talk, he opens

I was scheduled to fly from North Carolina to Germany, where my husband was stationed in the military.

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

A man goes into an elevator, looks around and notices that he is alone except for this great, big,

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about

On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the

Curly is appearing for his University final examination which consists of Y/N type questions. He

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same

A young lady whom thought she was overweight went to see a dietician. She walked into his office and

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out on the water, the boy suddenly became curious

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted

The moon shone silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were

Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,

Making a speech against the proliferation of X-rated videocassettes, the mayoral candidate said, "I

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The

The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey

A young woman brings home her fiancee to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father