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Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple

A man is out drinking with his buddies one night and suddenly realizes he has stayed out too late and

After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting a mall. The father and son were

A husband and wife came for counseling after 20

Two cowboys walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:

Legendarily naughty Little Johnny sat in class

A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

The was a man who had four kids, all gorgeous,

A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first

An old woman walked into a bank and asked for the

A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

A Russian couple were walking down a street in

A little boy was playing in his sandbox when the

As he is quietly watching television at home, a

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.

Are you considering having children? To determine

A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada

A man noticed a woman in the grocery store with

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father,

A girl from New York and a girl from the west coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The

I was in the Express Lane at the store, quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country, and after a base hit

A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

Little Zachary was doing poorly in math. His parents, after exhausting all other incentives, finally

A husband and wife came for counselling after 25 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was,

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards,

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in the cafe strip chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older

She married and had 11 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again,

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it was time for marriage. Before

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was

A girl from Louisiana and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane. The

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When

Russian couple were walking down the street in Moscow one night, when the man felt a drop hit his

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to

One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's

Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Mann went to study at an English university and was living in the

Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early

A ten-year-old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife