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At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue.While

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It gets so bad that

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi on his head. "What's

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to

A little rabbit is running happily through the

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is

A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI,

What would be the difference between a dead rabbit

A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one

There once was this group of strange beings called

A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a

Two teenagers were walking through a park when

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he

The priest and the rabbi were on a plane flying

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to

One day two boys were walking through the woods

How do you know that carrots are good for your

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to

A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River,

A man named Jed went hunting near the border of

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique

It was the day after Thanksgiving and all thru

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country

One day the farmer walked out to his field to feed

A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi

Why don't rabbits make noise when they're making

What do you have if there are 100 rabbits standing

Once there was a bear taking a dump in the forest.

A Priest and a Rabbi are walking through the woods

This guy comes home from work one day to find his

There were three preachers: a Catholic, a Baptist,

A doctor, an engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,

You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry

There was a little boy named Johnny who used to

When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell,

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street together, and they both want a drink, but they have

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about

Rabbi Bernstein was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body.

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of the University

The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man named Shea) to audit a synagogue. The

An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young woman complained that

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest

An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will. She told her rabbi she had two final requests.

NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible

A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and

A Russian and an Newfoundland wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold medal. Before the

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either

A Russian and an American wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final

A priest, a Pentecostal preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play.

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old

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What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.

The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles

Guy in a bar playing pool has a pet monkey. Monkey jumps onto the table, grabs the cue ball and stuffs

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,

A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt

A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell,

A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the

There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th

A doctor, and engineer, a rabbi and a lawyer were debating who was the world's first professional. The