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Law Enforcement

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to

Trix are for Kids

A little rabbit is running happily through the

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES

RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is

A bear was chasing a little rabbit...

A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running

Government Tactics

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI,

Hit and run

What would be the difference between a dead rabbit

Indian Promiscuity

A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one

Gimmie an "R"

A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing

Three Girls Go Camping

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a

Jumping Rope

Two teenagers were walking through a park when

The Rabbit and The Bear

A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he

Rabbit Breakout

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find

The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to

Smart Pills

One day two boys were walking through the woods

Carrots

How do you know that carrots are good for your

The Other Side

Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River,

Huntin' License

A man named Jed went hunting near the border of

Catching Rabbits

Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique

Deer Tracks

Three blondes were taking a walk in the country

Holy Cow

One day the farmer walked out to his field to feed

Silent Bunny Humping

Why don't rabbits make noise when they're making

Rabbits in a Row

What do you have if there are 100 rabbits standing

Bear and Rabbit

Once there was a bear taking a dump in the forest.

Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back

This guy comes home from work one day to find his

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,

Corporate Lessons

Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,

You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi

You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry

The "No Love" Boat

When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting

Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny

The Blind Bunny

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell,

90 Year Old Patient

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant

Pick Up Lines, Part 2

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

Application for a Night Out with the Boys

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest

Lettuce

A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and

Find the Rabbit

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are

Heaven

There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either

Dead Rabbit

One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.

Blind Animals

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,

Animal Research

A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt

The Bear and the Rabbit

A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good

Blind Bunny

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell,

After Life

A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the

Jesus, Moses, and the Old Man

There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th