Jokes
Law Enforcement
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to
Trix are for Kids
A little rabbit is running happily through the
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is
A bear was chasing a little rabbit...
A bear was chasing a little rabbit. "Stop running
Government Tactics
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI,
Hit and run
What would be the difference between a dead rabbit
Indian Promiscuity
A woman was visiting an Indian reservation one
Gimmie an "R"
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing
Three Girls Go Camping
One day three women went camping - a blonde, a
Jumping Rope
Two teenagers were walking through a park when
The Rabbit and The Bear
A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he
Rabbit Breakout
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find
The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to
Smart Pills
One day two boys were walking through the woods
Carrots
How do you know that carrots are good for your
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River,
Huntin' License
A man named Jed went hunting near the border of
Catching Rabbits
Q. How do you catch a unique rabbit? A. Unique
Deer Tracks
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country
Holy Cow
One day the farmer walked out to his field to feed
Silent Bunny Humping
Why don't rabbits make noise when they're making
Rabbits in a Row
What do you have if there are 100 rabbits standing
Bear and Rabbit
Once there was a bear taking a dump in the forest.
Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
This guy comes home from work one day to find his
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest,
Corporate Lessons
Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,
You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi
You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry
The "No Love" Boat
When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting
Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny
The Blind Bunny
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell,
90 Year Old Patient
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant
Pick Up Lines, Part 2
your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running
Application for a Night Out with the Boys
Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest
Lettuce
A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and
Find the Rabbit
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
Heaven
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either
Dead Rabbit
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence.
Blind Animals
A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,
Animal Research
A rabbit broke out of the laboratory where he had been born and raised. As he scurried away, he felt
The Bear and the Rabbit
A bear is sitting in the middle of a forest taking the biggest shit of his life and feeling dam good
Blind Bunny
One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell,
After Life
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the
Jesus, Moses, and the Old Man
There were three men playing a round of golf, Moses, Jesus, and an old man. They get to the 18th