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Zoltrog Jokes

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

Top 10 reasons to like Hanukkah

10. No roof damage from reindeer 9. Never a silent

Brace yourself

Yo mama's teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for

What Men Want

More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified

Get Away From my Deer!

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,

Women & Alcohol

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains

Genealogist vs. Gynocologist

What's the difference between a genealogist and

Lucky Number 5

A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has

Father Murphy's Donkey

Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very

Bishop And The Ass

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church

Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0

MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning Last

The Black Condom

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little

Suspenders

Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette,

Fridays in Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking

Top 20 Signs It's a Bad Day

You wake up face down on the pavement. You

Girl With Braces

Q: What do you call a girl with braces?

Blonde With Braces

A blonde went to the dentist and the dentist told

Signs That You are Too Drunk

You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You

Cuz Penguins Drive Cars

It's a really hot day and this penguin is having

Signs That You're A Drunk

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

North vs. South

The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South

Philadelphia Eagles Schedule

September 15     

Race Horses

I believe that earlier this year the US Postal Service also issued a set of stamps featuring american

New Redneck Edition

It's out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're A redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for

Smell the Bacon?

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just

Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young

Female Hormones

Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their

Canadian Tourism Website

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

Beer Test

"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their

The Frying Pan

A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife