Jokes
Zoltrog Jokes
1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap
Top 10 reasons to like Hanukkah
10. No roof damage from reindeer 9. Never a silent
Brace yourself
Yo mama's teeth gap so big, she uses a gate for
What Men Want
More beer. More cheese. More sex. Vitamin fortified
Get Away From my Deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,
Women & Alcohol
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains
Genealogist vs. Gynocologist
What's the difference between a genealogist and
Lucky Number 5
A 55-year old man, who was born on May 5th, has
Father Murphy's Donkey
Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very
Bishop And The Ass
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
MEMORANDUM RE: Computer Software Warning Last
The Black Condom
A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little
Suspenders
Two men leave a store. One man walks to his Corvette,
Fridays in Hell
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking
Top 20 Signs It's a Bad Day
You wake up face down on the pavement. You
Girl With Braces
Q: What do you call a girl with braces?
Blonde With Braces
A blonde went to the dentist and the dentist told
Signs That You are Too Drunk
You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You
Cuz Penguins Drive Cars
It's a really hot day and this penguin is having
Signs That You're A Drunk
1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
North vs. South
The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South
Philadelphia Eagles Schedule
September 15
Race Horses
I believe that earlier this year the US Postal Service also issued a set of stamps featuring american
New Redneck Edition
It's out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're A redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for
Smell the Bacon?
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just
Vacuum Cleaner Salesman
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young
Female Hormones
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their
Canadian Tourism Website
These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers
Beer Test
"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their
The Frying Pan
A man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife