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In San Francisco, a man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into a local branch and wrote,

Which branch of the military do babies join? The

Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

Why don't Blondes make good cattle ranchers?

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were

There's this midget with a speech impediment who

1. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. 2. The

Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch?

How many Branch Davidians can you fit in a car?

What another word for a gay farmer? A jolly

You know you're a redneck when your family tree

An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch

There was once a stockbroker who had made a ton

There was once an old pheasant who was chatting

A guy from Texas and a guy from Arkansas are driving

This city guy just bought a 400 acre ranch. He's

Lesson number one: A crow was sitting on a tree,

Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government? A:

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A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to

The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher

A few clowns short of a circus.Ã, Ã, 

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One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial-insemination

"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit." "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch." "He

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows

"Late again," the third-grade teacher said to little Sammy. "It's not my fault, Miss Crabtree. You

One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When

Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring another bull onto the ranch,

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be Able to get to the top of that tree," sighed

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's

An office manager was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through

*A few clowns short of a circus *A few fries short of a Happy Meal *An experiment in Artificial Stupidity *A

A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few

This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band,

More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the

Top brass from the Army, Navy and Marine Corps were arguing about who had the bravest troops. They

Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to