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The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping out one

Not to cuss. Not to cohabitate. Not to use that

Season's Beatings There's gotta be a better way

Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding across the

3 men die and go to heaven. One's a marine, one's

One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were

SEX CONTRACT I, _______________________, hereby

1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't

* Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

A man walks up to a stranger in the street. "Do

There are five people on a plane that's crashing.

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

*Stand on top of the high board and say you won't

A group of guys are on their way to a party, but

1) You try to enter your password on the microwave.

20) With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always

Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex? Because

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

These individual quotes were reportedly taken from

1) You can GET chocolate. 2) “If you love

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2)

'You Were an Accident' 'Strangers Have the Best

Some pretty 'useful' phrases you, too, can use

1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted

Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Anne

Ã, Ã, Ã,  An Egyptian man is walking through

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend,

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.

Rejected Titles Before Settling on BrokeBack Mountain: HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE,

Personal Ads That Were Probably NEVER Answered SWM: Roommate needed for six bedroom north side condo. $800/month

10. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren. 9. He is starting to develop a crush

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a sudden came across a bear. The bear noticed

D A M N I T O L Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. ST. M O

1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t . 2. I don't know what your

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips,she sank into the comfort

On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things

Modern medicine has come up with some great new stuff to make life easier ...: St. Mom's Wort ~

The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes,

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals had a habit

If you recall the old Hollywood Squares show, this will bring a tear to your eyes. They are worth

A man was traveling north to Alberta. He needed to use the bathroom and so at a rest stop he goes into

Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains when Tonto stops suddenly, climbs down, and puts his

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

The story is told of a Mexican bandit who robbed a Texas bank of $250,000 and escaped across the river. A

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. The fact that no one

Seems this hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at

A husband went to work at 9 in the morning as usual. For some reason he had to be back home later during

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his