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US Presidential nominee Barack Obama may have beaten Hillary Clinton but he has lost a Gmail id by his

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write

Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

TO: All employeesFROM: The bossDATE: August 3, 2000RE: Foul LanguageIt has been brought to management's

How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.The most effective

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mee Lookee Yu,

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of

John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The

A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting

A blonde walked into her final exam very nervous.

A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and

This letter was started by a woman, like yourself,

Barnum & Bailey was transferring the circus from

A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But

A king wanted to improve the mood of his favorite

Joe enters the confessional and tells the priest

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly

* The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's

A blonde goes to a doctor because both of her ears

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers

The following are a sampling of REAL answers

The pentagon said they had too many generals running

A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated

    This is an actual job application

      AT&T fired President John

I called a company and asked to speak to Bob.

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife:

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

    DETROIT--With third-quarter

John invited his mother over for dinner. During

MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE: It has come to our attention

A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two

The wedding date was set and the groom's three

Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened Then

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective

The following is an exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company: Larnrod

The Best and Worst Comments Received: "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."

Recently someone was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader's Digest (dated Feb. 1962),

To all Employees: It has been brought to Management's attention that some individuals throughout

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other

Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

TO: Honorable Secretary of Agriculture Washington, D.C. Dear Sir, My friend, Buba Peterson,

A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test results. The lab technician says to

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for a few years. One night, during one

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were

Written by Phil Maggitti Going to War with the Army that We Want. WASHINGTON, D.C. - President

Thought you might enjoy this message I received from one of my more politically oriented friends.....

1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me.

I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was

RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS: 1. WON'T

Here are some conversations that actually happened between help desk people and their customers. Customer:

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed

According to the Knight Rider News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the US Department

The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in

Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated

In France, the young assistant pastors do not live in the main rectory. That is reserved for the

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his

A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next

A drill sergeant was known to be brusque with his men. His lieutenant warned him to try to be more

A man received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and

David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse

A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well