Jokes
Lawyer Croaks
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak
I Have Some News for You
A man notices a peculiar rash on his chest. The
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says
The BDC
A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads
Sperm Bank Robber
A masked man walks in to a sperm bank, pulls a
Sure-Fire Signs There's Trouble On The Job
1) The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo. 2) The Security guard makes a complete
Lettuce
A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front, and
Female Comebacks
Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't
Job Ads Made Easy
What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really
Nudist Colony
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. One his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts
Urologist Appointment
I had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting
Cat in Heaven
The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. - A cat shows up.
Vulgarity
A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes
Satisfaction from a Lawyers Office
A guy phones a law office and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm
There's something wrong with my ear
A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes