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Avoiding Collision

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities

By Any Other Name

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s

Software Upgrade

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from

Uncle Ted's Special Skill

Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so

Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish

One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish

Workplace Farting: Options Explored

Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking

How To Bathe A Cat

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

Satisfaction

There was an older man who'd married a younger

Chicken Engineering at Its Finest

In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors

The Bald Man

A bald man with one leg wanted to go to a fancy

The Heart Of The Matter

A man who was having heart trouble went to the

Things You Don't Want to Hear in the Airport

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

USS Lincoln

Transcript of the actual radio conversation of

You Can't Stop The Voodoo

A businessman was about to go on a long business

Priest's First Mass

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he

Restaurant

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table

A Modern Day Parable

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

Anti-Taliban

As You May Already Know, It Is A Sin For A Taliban Male To See Any Woman Other Than His Wife Naked

Manage Your Stress

Having a rough day? Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended

Spanish Lesson

A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated

Panexa

No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your

Bob's Annual Review:

1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works

Blue Cross Health Care

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test results. The lab technician says to

Health Advice

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only

Girlfriend 7.0

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the

Bad Translations From Places Afar

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

Patriotic duty!

Thought you might enjoy this message I received from one of my more politically oriented friends.....

Life Across The USA

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

Advice From Tech Support

Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down

Getting the most from your I.T. department

1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,

Abbot and Costello: Computer Shopping

ABBOT: Ultimate Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up

Dinner

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table

How to Mess with the IRS

(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always

Letter of Recommendation

When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've

Winking Problem

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

Marine Biology

Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving

Radio Conversation

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities

How to Clean your Mouse

This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral

Medical Test Mix Up

Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The lab tech says to him,