Jokes
Avoiding Collision
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities
By Any Other Name
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple''s
Software Upgrade
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from
Uncle Ted's Special Skill
Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish
Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking
How To Bathe A Cat
I. Know that although the cat has the advantage
Satisfaction
There was an older man who'd married a younger
Chicken Engineering at Its Finest
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors
The Bald Man
A bald man with one leg wanted to go to a fancy
The Heart Of The Matter
A man who was having heart trouble went to the
Things You Don't Want to Hear in the Airport
10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding
USS Lincoln
Transcript of the actual radio conversation of
You Can't Stop The Voodoo
A businessman was about to go on a long business
Priest's First Mass
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he
Restaurant
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating,the wives left the table
A Modern Day Parable
A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race
Anti-Taliban
As You May Already Know, It Is A Sin For A Taliban Male To See Any Woman Other Than His Wife Naked
Manage Your Stress
Having a rough day? Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique recommended
Spanish Lesson
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated
Panexa
No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your
Bob's Annual Review:
1. Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2. hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works
Blue Cross Health Care
Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to get his wife's test results. The lab technician says to
Health Advice
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only
Girlfriend 7.0
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the
Bad Translations From Places Afar
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During
Patriotic duty!
Thought you might enjoy this message I received from one of my more politically oriented friends.....
Life Across The USA
You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You
Advice From Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down
Getting the most from your I.T. department
1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards,
Abbot and Costello: Computer Shopping
ABBOT: Ultimate Super Duper Computer Store. Can I help you? COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up
Dinner
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table
How to Mess with the IRS
(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of the government to whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.) --Always
Letter of Recommendation
When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've
Winking Problem
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.
Marine Biology
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If you are diving
Radio Conversation
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation between a US naval ship and Canadian authorities
How to Clean your Mouse
This memo is from an unnamed computer company. It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral
Medical Test Mix Up
Mr. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results. The lab tech says to him,