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After gaining a small family inheritance, a redneck family was visiting a mall. The father and son were

You know you're a redneck if your dog farts and

You know you're a redneck if the door mat to you're

Q: What do Rednecks call four empty Cool Whip containers

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if

You know your a redneck if a beaver bites your

What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family

How do you know the Toothbrush was invented by

You might be a redneck if your daddy walked you

You might be a redneck if you can french kiss with

A redneck taped toilet paper to his television. He

What does NASCAR stand for? Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks

Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they

There was this redneck that walked into a bar and

You might be a redneck if you think fast food is

You might be a redneck if you drive your truck

How can you tell if a redneck is married? There

If you tell your son to bring you your toolbox

Q: Why did God invent armadillos? A: So that rednecks

A ventriloquist was making fun of rednecks with

You know you're a redneck when your stair master

You might be a redneck if your jack-o lantern on

Redneck Bar Bell If you have to use concrete in

YOU might BE a REDNECK you might be a

Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they

You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion

Knock, knock Whoââ,¬â"¢s there? Sorry,

Knock Knock Who's there? Yo mama. Yo mama who? Yo

What has 72 arms and 36 heads an has an I.Q. of

You might be a redneck if... Northern city-dwellers

How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any

You might be a redneck if you regularly check the

If you think Bill Gates is some kind of security

You might be a redneck if the interveiwer asks,

You might be a redneck if your congregation uses

You might be a redneck if when you walk the dog

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas

You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I

You might be a redneck if you're late for your

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck? A:

If you have no cars that are moblie, and 14 cars

You might be a redneck if you study for a blood

You might be a redneck if you sell your car for

What did the redneck girl say when she woke up

You know you're a redneck when your flyswatter

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last

If your wife says ''Come move this trasmission

You know you're in a redneck hotel when you phone

You know you're a redneck if you think the last

You might be a redneck if the most common phrase

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom

You might be a redneck if you use your ironing

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

A redneck walks into a bar with a wet, steaming

You might be a redneck if your toothbrush is a

You might be a redneck if you drive a rusted out

Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate

You might be a redneck if you dad bought you a

You might be a redneck if your wife wears the same

A redneck couple gets married and are on their

You might be a redneck if you mow your grass and

If you refer to the fourth grade as your senior

You might be redneck, if your fly-swatter doubles

What did the redneck do with his his first fifty-cent

Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark

You might be a redneck if your wife yells, ''Come

You know you're a redneck if you do all of your

A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired

How do you know when you have a true redneck girl?

You know you're a redneck if you have sex ed and

A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor.

How did the redneck die drinking milk? The

There were three guys in a car. One driving, the

You might be a redneck if every time you see a

You might be a redneck if your last pictures were

How can you tell if a redneck's daughter is on

Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed?

A redneck takes his daughter to the doctor to get

There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian

Three rednecks are talking about how stupid their

You might be a redneck if your mattress has more

You might be a redneck if you have to take your

You might be a redneck if you have ever vacationed

You might be a redneck if a capital home improvement

If your front porch collapses and kills more than

You know you married a redneck when she fills out

A truck driver was driving down the highway when

Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon

You might be a redneck if you give Santa three

Guns don't kill people. Dumb-ass, shit-for-brains,

What does a redneck say before he gets injured?

A redneck farmer one day points at his wife's chest

You might be a redneck if your grandma goes to

You might be a redneck if you pee in the pool...

You might be a redneck if the roof of your truck

What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck

You might be a redneck if you let your 12 year

What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a

If you have six lovers and five are your daughters,

If somebody accuses you of lying through your tooth,

You might be a redneck if you use a cactus for

You might be a redneck if you're mowing your lawn

You might be a redneck if you think fly swatting

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One

You might be a redneck if you think “wind

You know you're a redneck when you wake up drunk

You know you're a redneck when at your wedding

If you make change in the offering plate, you might

You might be a redneck if it takes two twinkies,

How many yankees does it take to screw in an

If you think turtleneck is an ingrediant in soup,

You could be a redneck if you were just married

Q: What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room? A:

How many rednecks, does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

You know you're a redneck if you think a seven-course

A redneck teacher decides to give her class a small

You know you're a redneck when your family tree

You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister

A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks,

Q: What do rednecks do on Halloween? A:

How do you know if a redneck has been in your house?

If you open the door to the pickup and soda cans

You know you're a redneck if you're part of the

You can tell when you're a Redneck when you walk

You might be a redneck if your baby's first words

You know you're a redneck when people say you lie

Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet

Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses? A: From

Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after

What are a typical redneck's three last words?

How do you get a redneck gal pregnant? Come

You might be a redneck if you think fast food is

You know you're a redneck when the biggest city

Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian,

One day, on a trip to the Grand Canyon, three rednecks

Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in

One day in a small redneck town in the middle of

You might be a redneck if you are working at a

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says

You might be a redneck if you smoke hams after

You might be a redneck if you and your wife have

You might be a redneck if you don't know what day

How does a redneck take a bubblebath? With

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

You know you're a redneck when you have an assigned

What's the last thing a redneck says before he

How many dicks can a redneck girl take at a time?

How'd the redneck git lost in space? He rolled

Y'know yer a redneck, when someone yells "Hoedown!"

Why'd the redneck cross the road? Because he

What do you call a redneck with a pig under one

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented

Y'might be a redneck if yer TV antenna is a bread

You are a redneck, if you read every joke in this

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking

Y'might be a redneck if ya hear a triangle at the

You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree

What does a redneck girl and the Unabomber have

A redneck boy runs into his house and proclaims,

You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out

There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye,

You might be a redneck if you like to brag you

You might be a redneck if you recycle motor oil

You might be a redneck if you believe All-Star

You might be a redneck if you believe books are

You might be a redneck if your wedding reception

You might be a redneck if you spit chewing tobacco

You might be a redneck if you learned to drive

You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry

You might be a redneck if your stove is on the

You might be a redneck if you think subdivision

You might be a redneck if you're considered an

You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved

You might be a redneck if you've ever bought a

You might be a redneck if your gas pedal in the

You might be a redneck if you prefer car keys to

You might be a redneck if you think the French

You might be a redneck if... your lifelong goal

You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch

You might be a redneck if directions to your house

You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth

You might be a redneck if you ever got too drunk

You might be a redneck if there has ever been a

You might be a redneck if you've totaled every

You might be a redneck if you keep a can of RAID

You might be a redneck if your mother has ammo

You might be a redneck if you've ever hit a deer

You might be a redneck if you clean your fingernails

You might be a redneck if you've ever give a rat

You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool

You might be a redneck, if the Salvation Army declines

You might be a redneck if your toilet paper has

You might be a redneck if you high school fight

You might be a redneck if you think loading the

You might be a redneck if you can't get married

You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted

You might be a redneck if you only need another

You might be a redneck if your father walks you

You might be a redneck if one of your kids was

You might be a redneck if you have to go outside

You might be a redneck if the Bluebook value of

You might be a redneck if you had to remove your

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in your

You might be a redneck if your senior prom had

You might be a redneck if you go to your family

You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo was

You might be a redneck if you think Dom Perignon

You might be a redneck if you have more than one

You might be a redneck if anyone in your family

You might be a redneck if you wonder how service

You might be a redneck if you think genitalia is

You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your

You might be a redneck if you think a woman who

You might be a redneck if you've been married three

You might be a redneck if last year you hid Easter

You might be a redneck if you take a six-pack cooler

You might be a redneck if you think the last words

You might be a redneck if you wonder how service

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

A visiting professor at the University of Montana

You might be a redneck if rather than drinking

Q: How does a redneck tell the difference between

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in

You might be a redneck if... ...the Jack-O-Lantern

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery.

Two boys are playing football in Central Park when

The bartender was washing his glasses when an elderly

A redneck farmer from back in the hills walked twelve miles, one way, to the general store. "Heya,

A couple of rednecks went on vacation in Colorado. They flew to Denver and rented a car to sight see.

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING

To a person in the US, it is anybody from the South. To somebody in the South, it is anybody in

A redneck goes to a pharmacist and says, " I got a hot date tonight, an' I need me some pertection.

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle

"An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they

It's out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're A redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for

There was a German, an Italian and a Missouri Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice

You might be a redneck if .... You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. Thanksgiving

Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters

A gas station in Mississippi was trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK

10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front

The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the

Two rednecks are driving down the highway, drinking their beer, when flashing lights from a policeman

There were three boys all in third grade: an Asian boy, a Spanish boy and a redneck. They were trying

The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the

A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor... "I can't figure

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

Three rednecks, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the

Two rednecks were given a special SAT test to meet their admission requirements to the Military Academy.

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the

A redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in

A football coach of an all Redneck team walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies