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A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to

A woman visiting her doctorââ,¬â"¢s office

A blonde wearing a headset walks into a barbershop

A blonde was headed to Detroit. She got on the

I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I

Men can't pack a bag. Men wouldn't be caught dead

I think Santa Claus is a woman... I hate to be

1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the

Two whales are swimming along one day, bored. One

A wealthy business man and his wife are looking

A little girl was failing math. Her mother enrolled

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested

1. People who point at their wrist while asking

One day some fisherman caught tons of fish called

In the realm of the Mighty King Gates who has pulled

A month before Prom night the daughter goes to

So this lady goes to her doctor and explains that

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and

A man is participating in a golf tournament. He

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A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad

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One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted

Patient has two teenage children, but no other

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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison.

A guy is drinking in a bar, and the bartender asks

A young man joined the Army and signed up with

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie

A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers

There were three extremely poor men. They were

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Bill was in the hospital for a complete check-up.

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes

God created the mule, and told him, "You

A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

A priest was preparing a man for his long journey into the night. Whispering firmly, the priest

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy

As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read! I must send my thanks

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled

Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego,

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

Recently while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled

10. Your top player scores 20 points a game, but most of them are in the wrong basket. 9. You spend

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption,

I think Santa Claus is a woman .... I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers

You Know Your Church Is A Redneck Church if... the finance committee refuses to provide funds for the

This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade, and probably the century. A Charlotte, NC, lawyer

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a Navajo reservation in

1. "I can't find it." MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless.

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto

A little old couple walked slowly into a McDonalds one cold winter evening. They looked out of place

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and

Maria, an Italian woman was extrememly religious. When she was married, she refused to use protection because

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring

A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers. He went through the standard training,

"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their