respect

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly

This week, the Bush administration finally released

Dear Mr. Blix, Welcome to Iraq! It is so good

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

SEX CONTRACT I, _______________________, hereby

A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding

Before you leave your house... 1. Put on a little

If you throw a party, the worst thing you can do

The preacher was very distraught after the death

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little

A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn

The Perfect Dump -- Every once in a while, each

Three nuns used to go to the church from their

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion

Once there were 3 little pigs who lived together

The pentagon said they had too many generals running

There was a Kentucky redneck and an Ohio buckeye,

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad 2)

We all know those cute little computer symbols

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) LOCATION:

"COMPETITIVE SALARY"  We remain

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling

1. In the company of females, intercourse

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight

A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your

I really wanted to send out some sort of holiday greeting but it is so difficult in today's world to

1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." 2. "I've always wanted

From: Chief of Operations Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions It has come to our attention from

Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks...Rufus and Clarence. They lived

A US Air Force C-141 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

You are different and that's bad. Pop goes the hamster......and other great microwave games. What

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm.

Three Kiwis and three Aussies are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Aussies

A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation,

On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow