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Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

A gentleman on a flight to Atlanta had a serious

A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical.

A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer

If you think no Christmas dinner is complete

There once was this guy who was going on a date

One day, a little boy was peeing in a public restroom

A man on a plane asked the stewardess if he could

If you're an American when you enter the restroom

A blonde was driving across several states to go

A sexy lady in a bar walks up to the counter and

* Take shopping carts for the express purpose of

Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant,

There were three strings that walked into the bar.

Q: Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant

Belts. Women use belts an an accessory, guys use

This guy is takin' a leak in a public restroom

You might be a redneck if you wonder how service

A guy heard from his doctor that masturbating before

Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married! *

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm

In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal guidelines. Effective

It's out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're A redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for

FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: 1 October 2005 RE: Christmas

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you

SYMPTOM - Feet cold and wet. SOLUTION - Glass being held at incorrect angle. Rotate glass so that

A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the kind of story that warms the cockles

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping

DRESS CODE It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you

I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter

Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple

This guy walks into a quiet bar. He is carrying three ducks, one in each hand and one under his left

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was