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The Shakes

An old man and a old woman met at an retirement

Why did the city build a graveyard...

Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the

A man at a retirement home was walking ...

A man at a retirement home was walking around with

Hollywood Lessons

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered

The Aging Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview

Las Vegas Pro

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and

26 Things the Movies Taught You...

1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City

Old Age

Two old men in a retirement village were sitting

The Model Lodger

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

Wise Old Man

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest

Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public

Reaching the end of a job...

Ã, Ã, Ã,  Reaching the end of a job interview,

Older Employees

Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are

The Retirement Home

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns

AARP Banners

I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age, there may not be a second date. Senior Campbell's

A History of Teaching Math

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of

The Old Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter

A Word About Investing

If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron,

Retirees

Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many

Dear Employee

Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced

Teaching Math

Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5

Job Ads Made Easy

What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really

Redneck Investment Strategy

If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With

Inspirational Posters for the Cubicle Era

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed

Job Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out

Old Age Marraige Proposal

An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off;