Jokes
The Shakes
An old man and a old woman met at an retirement
Why did the city build a graveyard...
Q: Why did the city build a graveyard across the
A man at a retirement home was walking ...
A man at a retirement home was walking around with
Hollywood Lessons
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered
The Aging Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview
Las Vegas Pro
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and
26 Things the Movies Taught You...
1) Large, loft-style apartments in New York City
Old Age
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting
The Model Lodger
Doris and Fred had started their retirement years
Wise Old Man
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest
Prime Minister's Wife Makes a Faux Pas
When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public
Reaching the end of a job...
Ã, Ã, Ã, Reaching the end of a job interview,
Older Employees
Dear employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for all department areas, we are
The Retirement Home
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns
AARP Banners
I believe in having sex on the first date. At my age, there may not be a second date. Senior Campbell's
A History of Teaching Math
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of
The Old Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter
A Word About Investing
If you had bought $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron,
Retirees
Q. When is a retiree's bedtime? A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Q. How many
Dear Employee
Dear Employee: As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we are forced
Teaching Math
Teaching Math in 1950: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5
Job Ads Made Easy
What the Job Ad says & What it means: Advancement opportunity: Sh*t job Entry level Really
Redneck Investment Strategy
If you had bought $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With
Inspirational Posters for the Cubicle Era
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed
Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out
Old Age Marraige Proposal
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village. They seem to hit it off;