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A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh Beverly Hills furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!"

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go

1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says,

If you tell your son to bring you your toolbox

Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high

If you love something, set it free. If it comes

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a

Two drunk guys stumble out of a bar and get into

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

The elderly man told his wife he was going to sign

If you love something, set it free. If it comes

One day a man took his wife to the doctor and says,

Back in the days of cowboys and Indians, toilet

One day, a wife goes up to her husband and asks

After a visit to the doctor, a man returns home

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

An old man and a young man work together in an

The proprietor of an adult store steps out to run

Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and

A man walks into a whorehouse and hands the madam

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous

Little Johnny has to write a story about someone

There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says

When women see a ''caution'' sign, they carefully

The blonde walks into a drugstore and asks the

A big hulking hooligan walks into a bar, slams

A blonde walks into an appliance store, and asks

A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately

MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food. CHECKOUT LADY:

Just as mom walks though the door, little Jonny

A secretary goes to the company stockroom and requisitions

A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to

A math teacher and his wife were both 54 years

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and

Saturday 1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings. 2:00

A man goes into a sperm bank and says, "I'd like

A guy goes out one day, hunting for bear. After

A man goes to his doctor and says, ''Doctor, Doctor,

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The

    There is a man who has three girlfriends,

    A couple go to Mexico City for

Sam and a beautiful woman walk into a very posh

After several years of serving the church in a

A man gets to his seat on the plane, and is surprised

A man phones home from the office and tells his

Two guys were attending a party in the woods, when

An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle

A man goes to the doctor with a long history of

A businessman returns from the far east. After

Creation vs Evolution has been settled! A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul

Two male friends are out golfing one Saturday afternoon. After finishing one hole, they wait for

A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop

A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland at midnight. During the pilot's

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

A young girl from Ireland leaves home to find work in the bright lights of London. She comes home

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site. The foreman

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

A frightened man dialed 911 to report! an assault. "I was coming in the back door," said the man to

Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake up in Hell. The devil stops in to check

A couple in their nineties are BOTH having problems remembering things. They decide to go to the doctor

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours

A little boy was playing with a worm one day at his grandpa's house. Grandpa jokingly tells the young

The day finally arrived; Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St.

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning

A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going

The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed

A man decides he wants to have a pig roast, so he goes out to a pig farm to buy one. He agrees on

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours

A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly termed

A little blonde girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today

The blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some bottom deodorant. The pharmacist,

One day a nice young couple were on their way to the Justice of the Peace to get married. They had

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and

Steve, Bob, and Jeff were working on a very high scaffolding one day when suddenly, Steve falls off

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge

There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to marry. So he decided to

It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife

A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it