Jokes
There was a man who loved baked beans...
There was a man who loved baked beans, but they
What do you call Batman & Robin if they...
Q: What do you call Batman & Robin if they get
Code for Sex
There was a couple who did not want their children
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon
This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if
Two Ribbons
A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn't been
Code for Love
There was a couple who did not want their children
What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path
Batman & Robin Flatten Criminals!
What happened when Batman and Robin got run over
Batman and Robin vs. a Train
What happened to Batman and Robin when they got
Beer & Vodka
A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?" Bartender answers,
Snoring
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if
Rejected Titles
Rejected Titles Before Settling on BrokeBack Mountain: HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE,
Twas the Day After Christmas
Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The
The Marine Way
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks
Girls Night Out
Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the
Scotsman Kilt
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a
Lawyer from New York
A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West.
DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS
1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your
Kilts
A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the
The Journalist and the Sheep
In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when