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There was a man who loved baked beans...

There was a man who loved baked beans, but they

What do you call Batman & Robin if they...

Q: What do you call Batman & Robin if they get

Code for Sex

There was a couple who did not want their children

Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon

This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if

Two Ribbons

A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn't been

Code for Love

There was a couple who did not want their children

What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path

Batman & Robin Flatten Criminals!

What happened when Batman and Robin got run over

Batman and Robin vs. a Train

What happened to Batman and Robin when they got

Beer & Vodka

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks, "Bartender, got any specials today?" Bartender answers,

Snoring

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if

Rejected Titles

Rejected Titles Before Settling on BrokeBack Mountain: HIGH NOONER JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON TRUE,

Twas the Day After Christmas

Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, Every creature was hurtin', even the mouse. The

The Marine Way

As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks

Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the

Scotsman Kilt

A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a

Lawyer from New York

A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West.

DOG PET PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your

Kilts

A Scotsman was out having a very good time on Saturday night sampling the local product and on the

The Journalist and the Sheep

In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when