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Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into

Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord takes some

He meets Satan, who says, "You are supposed to

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And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

One right can't make a wrong. But two Wrights can

Did you hear that Bill Gates bought the world-wide

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly

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Our Rights: The following was written by State

Two lawyers, Bob and Bill, were having a heated exchange during a trial. The judge asked both lawyers

The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind. A

At a recent convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarked to another, "Did you know

In the year 2005, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said, "Once

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When

A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving. While reading him his Miranda Rights, the

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once

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The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind. A

At a convention of biological scientists, one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in

One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the