Jokes
Take The Book Too
The bank robbers had tied and gagged the bank cahier after learning the combination to the safe and had
Me Talk Pretty
Three men, an American, an Arab, and a Chinese
Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law
A bank robber was running from the law. The police
Justice Prevailed
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far
Cleansing
Why'd the robber take a bath? So he could make
Botched Robbery
Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them
I Didn't Do It!
Two robbers are talking in their shared jail cell:
Jesus Is Gonna Get You
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the
Biting the Bullet
One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking
Fun With Cops
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Parrot Talk
One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a
Scottish Cheapskates
A Scottish man heads for home after spending the
Bank Robbers
One night three guys wanted to rob a bank. They
Sperm Bank Robber
A masked man walks in to a sperm bank, pulls a
Jesus & the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard
Blonde Bank Robber
Q: How do you tell if a bank robber is blonde?
True [Stupid] Crime Stories
A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false
More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity
Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T
Dumb Crooks Roundup
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME
Did You See?
A man walks in a bank, gets in line, and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank! But,
Taking a Tickle
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank
New Orleans
Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. Jack noticed that the guy
Rules for Bank Robbers
According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"
Definitions
Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:
Politically Correct
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is
Actual Newspaper Headlines
Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During
Police Lineup
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during