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Take The Book Too

The bank robbers had tied and gagged the bank cahier after learning the combination to the safe and had

Me Talk Pretty

Three men, an American, an Arab, and a Chinese

Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law

A bank robber was running from the law. The police

Justice Prevailed

A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a far

Cleansing

Why'd the robber take a bath? So he could make

Botched Robbery

Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them

I Didn't Do It!

Two robbers are talking in their shared jail cell:

Jesus Is Gonna Get You

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the

Biting the Bullet

One day a woman, pregnant with triplets, was walking

Fun With Cops

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Parrot Talk

One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a

Scottish Cheapskates

A Scottish man heads for home after spending the

Bank Robbers

One night three guys wanted to rob a bank. They

Sperm Bank Robber

A masked man walks in to a sperm bank, pulls a

Jesus & the Robber

One night a robber broke into a home and heard

Blonde Bank Robber

Q: How do you tell if a bank robber is blonde?

True [Stupid] Crime Stories

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

More True-Life Accounts of Stupidity

Will the Real Dummy Please Stand Up?! AT&T

Dumb Crooks Roundup

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

Did You See?

A man walks in a bank, gets in line, and when it's his turn he pulls out a gun and robs the bank! But,

Taking a Tickle

A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank

New Orleans

Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. Jack noticed that the guy

Rules for Bank Robbers

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

Definitions

Arbitrator ar'-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable uh-voy'-duh-buhl:

Politically Correct

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is

Actual Newspaper Headlines

Married Priests in Catholic Church a Long Time Coming Prosecutors Want Victim in Courtroom During

Police Lineup

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during