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Gordon Brown, George Bush and Saparmurat Niyazov are flying to a world economic summit. Saparmurat looks

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts

A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him. As he sits down, the bartender comes over and

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife,

Three co-workers are bored during their lunch break, so they decide to go to the roof of their building

George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they

Yo mama's hair so short she rolls it with rice.

Saddam Hussein and George Bush are seated next

An Irish man with a crooked back walks into a coffee

Yo mama so bald, her cornrolls look like stitches.

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi:

One night a man decides to visit his local bar.

A blonde is driving along a deserted country road

Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to

A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after

God, Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf

One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they''re on

Two drunk guys stumble out of a bar and get into

A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant

There is this third grade class with this kid named

Yo mama's so fat, she walked in the donut shop

One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery

Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair

A woman walks into a bank in New York City and

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous

Your mama is so cheap, she rolls her own tampons!

The was a man named George who got a new job.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road

The bakery called -- they want their rolls back!

Two guys are speeding through Texas when a state

Three men sat at a bar discussing the Christmas

One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband

This newlywed couple is in bed and the man rolls

A football player walked into a motel on a rainy

There's this husband and wife that have twin beds

A guy in a supermarket goes up to the cashier and

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive

One night a man decides to visit his local bar.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock

A panda walks into a bar. He sits down, and asks

    Dick Cheney, President Bush

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat

One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband

    One day, a man named Tony died.  

Two guys were attending a party in the woods, when

A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts

A brash young man strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman. He gives

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's

(We take you now to the Oval Office.) George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi:

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with

After getting all of The Pope's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the driver

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes

A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are supposed

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours

There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf

3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your

Two men are driving through Pennsylvania when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks

Johnny and his wife went to the State Fair every year. Every year Johnny would say, "I'd like to ride

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

A gentleman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going

The chief of staff of the US Army decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture

A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do

A young fellow at the state fair stood watching an old Indian. Above the old Indian was a sign that

Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the

A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at

One day the Pope is coming to America in his Limo and he said to the driver, "Why don't you let me

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings.