Jokes
Doctor Become A Farmer
Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,
Chucky at the Movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The
Cockporn - I Mean Popcorn
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The
Which Way?
Q: There is a house. The front is facing south
Sex-Crazed Cock
One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster
Rooster Up A Pole
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a
Rooster in His Declining Years
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new
Rooster Crossing
Why did the rooster cross the road? Because the
Roosters vs. Lawyers
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
Rooster Plays B-ball
Why did the rooster cross the basketball court?
Rooster Prozac
Why was the rooster so unhappy? Because
Roy the Rooster
This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes
Cockadoodledoo
What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
The Rooster and the Donkey
Q: If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and
Dial-a-Rooster?
What do you get when you mix a rooster with a
Rooster and Lollipop
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and
Peanut Butter Rooster
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a
Rooster and Owl
What do you get when you cross a rooster and an
Sheik That Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive
Randy Rooster
A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and
Poor Tom
Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden,
Rooster Replacement
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster
John the Farmer
John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets
Rooster
Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, "sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?"
The Prize
Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and
The Farmer's Kids
A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating
Smart Rooster
This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service
Eggs
A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)
Lost Rooster
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the