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Doctor Become A Farmer

Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,

Chucky at the Movies

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The

Cockporn - I Mean Popcorn

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The

Which Way?

Q: There is a house. The front is facing south

Sex-Crazed Cock

One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster

Rooster Up A Pole

What do you get when you cross a rooster and a

Rooster in His Declining Years

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new

Rooster Crossing

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because the

Roosters vs. Lawyers

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

Rooster Plays B-ball

Why did the rooster cross the basketball court?

Rooster Prozac

Why was the rooster so unhappy? Because

Roy the Rooster

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes

Cockadoodledoo

What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?

The Rooster and the Donkey

Q: If I have a rooster and you have a donkey, and

Dial-a-Rooster?

What do you get when you mix a rooster with a

Rooster and Lollipop

Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster and

Peanut Butter Rooster

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a

Rooster and Owl

What do you get when you cross a rooster and an

Sheik That Rooster

A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive

Randy Rooster

A farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and

Poor Tom

Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden,

Rooster Replacement

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster

John the Farmer

John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets

Rooster

Old Farmer Went To Town To See A Movie The Ticket Agent Asked, "sir, What's That On Your Shoulder?"

The Prize

Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers called pullets and

The Farmer's Kids

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating

Smart Rooster

This farmer had an old rooster and he thought it might be time to get a new young rooster to service

Eggs

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer's house)

Lost Rooster

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the