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A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady.After the wedding, he laid down the following

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The way this game works is every time the word

1. Two World Wars and one World Cup 2. Proper

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last

1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE

A young boy comes down to breakfast one morning.

One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery

Once there was this man whose car broke down.

A typical macho man married typical good-looking

A guy goes to a nightclub and when the bouncer

Every day I give thanks to the Goddess: I have

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices

Breakfast: 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat

I did not do it in a car I did not do it

    Psychologists have discovered

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I want to be a kid again. I want to go back to

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While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul

A couple got married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

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1. You must first learn to pronounce the city name, it is L. A. 2. The morning rush hour is from

On the first day of college, the dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as

Slap Your Co-Worker Day is Coming!! May 22 is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday:

According to the FBI, most modern-day bank robberies are "unsophisticated and unprofessional crimes,"

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes

1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three weeks. 2. No changing your oil in the street. 3.

Name of Boyfriend/Fiancé/Husband: I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest

Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer:

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formally

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer

To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent

The finals of the National Youth Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a student

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring

An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the woman's doctor says

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The