Jokes
Escapes From Prison
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and
Zoltrog Jokes
1. How many trarlokks does it take to trokkclap
Do it like mammals
A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. ââ,¬Å"Doctor,ââ,¬Â
Dr. Doctor
Two doctors opened an office in a small town. They
Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
Police arrested Joe Bloggs, a 27-year old white
Redneck Luv
A small north Florida wild animal park had acquired
Satisfaction
There was an older man who'd married a younger
Gorilla in Heat
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species
The New Recruit
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately
Buttered Corn, Yum
Once upon a time there were three men lost in a
Hello Stranger
I know I haven't known you for a very long time,
Love Letters Wife/Husband
To my darling wife: During the past year,
African Tribal Impotency Treatment
There was once a man who had problems satisfying
Baby, I've Got A Question For You
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't
Pumpkin Lover
Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year-old white male resident of Wilmington, NC, in a pumpkin
The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign
MIT's Course Evaluations for Fall, 1991
The Best and Worst Comments Received: "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."
Thirty Times
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman
Panexa
No matter what you do or where you go, you're always going to be yourself. And Panexa knows this. Your
The Tables are Turned
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured
Why Math Is Taught In Schools
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,
Pleasure
The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full lips,she sank into the comfort
I've Fallen
There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
Pumpkin Patch
Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch
Men are like ...
Men are like ....... Laxatives ...... They irritate the @#%$ out of you. Men are like ........
Severe Disease
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife
Adultery Code
There was this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.