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Mark your calendar with the multitude of holidays

George W. was out jogging one morning along the

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.

There was a man who had worked all of his life,

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when

Once upon a workday dreary, my stomach grumbled

A wealthy business man and his wife are looking

Limp Bizkit and Dennis Rodman are on a sinking

There once was a man named Dave, Who kept an

One day, three boys were walking over a bridge

An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive

George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?

There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate

St. Peter was standing outside the gates of heaven

Mother Superior called a young novice into her

Horace was born with only one arm but he managed

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only

A man was stranded on an island for two years,

One day there were three boys walking down the

A Hillbilly family's only son had saved up money

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs.

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley

A mortician was working late one night. It was

There was a little boy named Johnny who used to

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

Bubba went to a psychiatrist. "I've got problems. Everytime I go to bed I think there's somebody under

A first grade school teacher in Virginia had twenty-five students in her class. She presented each

George W. was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just

Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle.

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see

INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing

OK, I'm the only female in a house full of guys. 4 sons and a hubby. Toilet seat is never down...etc. SOOOOoooooooooo

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot

A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery was on a three week tour through the hinterlands of

After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how TRUE this is! They actually have a chili

One day, a blonde who lived on the 12th floor of a high-rise apartment building was out on her balcony,

One night a man walks into a bar with a pig. The bartender says to the man, "That's a great looking

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his