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Original List aged 20: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5.

A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have

Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well,

RelationshipsWhen a relationship ends, a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends, and

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? To wreak

A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf,

1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn't

1. Blast the Phantom of the Opera at midnight and

A retired US Marine was looking for a new job.

Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3.

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What's the difference between an old cat and a

Once upon a workday dreary, my stomach grumbled

Why can't DJ's play pool? Because they always

Robert Frost and a redneck came to heaven's gate

THINGY (thing-ee) n. For a female: Any part under

You might be redneck, if your fly-swatter doubles

Some time ago President Clinton was hosting a state

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One

A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race.

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church

A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked

Horace was born with only one arm but he managed

1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out

Aliens from Somewhere-Out-There just landed on

Why do women rub there eys when they getup in the

There was this American tourist in Mexico, and

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe

Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket

There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot

A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices

Why do women rub their eyes in the morning? Because

Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business

Three couples were married and stayed at the same

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife

Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they

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1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for

Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says: How is the singing career

1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2. Money will buy a fine

A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American company (General Motors decided to have a canoe race

Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took

A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his

In a small town in alabama, joe bob decides it's time for his cousin, 19 year-old Billy Bob, to learn

Deep in the back woods, of Letcher County Kentucky a hillbilly's wife went into labor in the middle

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

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Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his

Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon. After a while the first fellow

THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's hood. male: The strap fastener on a woman's

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 18 year old Billy Bob, to

John Madden was in Dallas to announce a football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone

A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you a Veteran?" The

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring

A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific road accident but miraculously, she managed to pry

Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day on the ocean

Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way. Andy's wife, refusing

The parish was very poor and the priest tried everything he could to raise money. But the Bingo

A young couple is out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl,

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" asked the interviewer. "Yes,

Prince Charles finds an ancient wine bottle in the cellar of Windsor Castle. When he opens it a genie

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next

In the back woods of Kentucky, the redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the

One day, a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty