Jokes
Q-Tip
At a seminar called "Stress and Disease" by Dr. Nickolas Hall, an expert in psychobiology, gave an example
Bird Brained
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they
A plane is on its way to Houston when a ...
A plane is on its way to Houston when a blonde
Hey Hey Fat Mama
Yo mama so fat, she woked up in sections.
Arkansas Scholars
Questions and answers selected from tests in Springdale,
What P.M.S. Stands For
Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual
A lawyer dies and goes to Hell.
He meets Satan, who says, "You are supposed to
Super Bowl
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but
Honk If You Love Jesus
The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''
DUI
A drunk is driving through the city and his car
Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections
Showers: Men Vs. Women
How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing
A Small Journey Through Hell
A man dies and goes to Hell. The devil offers to
Loose Constructionists
A road consturction manager needed to hire someone
The Boss
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot.
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out
Redneck's Medical Dictionary
Artery: Study of paintings Bacteria: Backdoor
Krazy Library Fun
1. See how many teenage boys you can gather by
Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section
Yo' mama so fat that she couldn't be born by
C-section and Blonde
One day a blonde and her friend and their parents
First Class Blondie
A beautiful young blond woman boards a plane to
Bird-Brained in Helopisa
John went on vacation to Helopisa. As soon as he
The Funky Parrot
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere
Running Around Blindly
A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection
Sexual Sofa
An elderly woman entered a large
Checkout Conniption
A man noticed a woman in the grocery store with
West Virginia Custody Battle
The scene was a tiny mountain village in a remote
Geriatric Lovemaking
You know your grandparents are doing it when... 10.
Advice For The Ladies
If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports
New Office Policy
Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see
Janitor or Millionaire
Closer Than You Think! An unemployed man goes to apply for a job with Microsoft as a janitor. The
Company Policy
Dress Code: 1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. 2) If we see
Grandma's Letter
Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear
Funny Lines
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes
Murphy's Laws of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to
Little People
This not a widely known fact, mainly because of the little-known popularity of the celebrity involved.
Scrap Yard
A company had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Management said, "Someone might steal from
Total Eclipse of Communication
From : Managing Director To : Executive Director "Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse
Actual Writings on Hospital Charts
1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient
George Carlin's Philosophy Class
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three
Top 10 Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active
10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor. 9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth
Lawyers Are Full Of Bull
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's
Words for the Wise
1 . Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. 2. Marriage changes
Stop Light!
Two cars were waiting at a stoplight. The light turned green, but the man didn't notice it. A woman
Answers Given By Children
These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and
First Class
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class
Drink Driving
An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car
No Sword!
At Cambridge University during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the
A Bale of Hay
A fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned." The priest asked,
Flight to New York
On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class