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A man was in a long line at Target. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms,

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not

A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go

An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts

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A woman goes to see a psychiatrist. ââ,¬Å"Doctor,ââ,¬Â

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Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they

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At a high school an English teacher is busy with

The American Dairy Association was so successful

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

An English professor told her students that there

A 12 inch pianist walks into a bar, looks at the

What is the difference between a priest and a homosexual? The

Was Gary Condit's sexual conduct the same as Bill

Why do homosexuals like Cheney And Dubya? Cause

An Alabama man turned 18 and went to a local house

John Rocker was on a NY subway and many people

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Why is it when a man talks nasty to a women it's

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There was a cowboy riding down a trail on his horse

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

A market researcher called at a house and his knock

There was a brave with no sexual experience. He

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They

A redneck takes his daughter to the doctor to get

There was a guy, who was the most buff guy, and

This lady walks into her boss's office one day

What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual

What do you call a fat woman who likes men and

What sexual positions make the ugliest babies?

Good: Your children are sexually active. Bad: With

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On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers

A newlywed couple had a slight problem when it

There's a man in the prison hospital on death row

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This old guy goes into a church in a small town

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

A woman was engaged to get married. She had never

At a high school an English teacher is busy with

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A beautiful middle aged woman finally decided to

This Koala bear hires a hooker on the streets of

What sexual position should a woman use to make

''Man who do business in whorehouse get jerked

What do you call a redneck with a pig under one

A very respected Captain in the foreign legion

What does a blonde say when she's asked if she's

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but

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A college psychology class was studing human reaction

Bill Clinton went to Africa and, when he got back,

Why's Fred Flintstone a homosexual? He's always

    An elderly woman entered a large

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist.

1. Life is sexually transmitted. 2. Two wrongs

    With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer

    A businessman boards a flight

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    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed

    A woman was at work when a man

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A couple, both age 67, went to a sex therapist's

1. In the company of females, intercourse

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A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard,

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Find out what those dating terms really mean ATTRACTION..... the act of associating horniness with

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other

A banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year

"Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore. "Mr.

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman

In Japan, the fat intake in the average Japanese diet is very low and the heart disease ratio is lower

# 10 Life is sexually transmitted. # 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."

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Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As

1) The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo. 2) The Security guard makes a complete

- Your sister's a real knock-out. Is one of you adopted? - For the longest time I lived with a

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is

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It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle

Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't

George Carlin Speaks Out... I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody

I know you have an interest in poker - here's a twist. Two couples were playing cards one evening.

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Gardening

1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?" 2. When

A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow's final exam. He said there would

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Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. Did you hear about the Chinese couple

A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's

An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall, so he called an artist. Describing

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry midterm. The answer

At a conference on the supernatural, one of the speakers asked, "Who here has ever seen a ghost?" Most

A man was in a long line at the grocery store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten

Two rednecks met in a bar and decided that they weren't going anywhere in life so thought they should

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and

ATTRACTION - the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT - what

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends

The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stresses the importance of this particular assignment,

"Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents

Making a speech against the proliferation of X-rated videocassettes, the mayoral candidate said, "I

A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed