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Four Friends

Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go

Japanese

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth

Wild Irish Ho's

An Irish daughter had not been home for over five

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RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES What is

My First Time

My First Time The sky was dark, The moon was high, All

The Great Saddam and Bush Debate

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached

1) Compassionativity is not a word. 2) Social

Three men standing in front of God

God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend

The Christmas Elf Massacre

Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why

Highbrow Genital Jokes

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully

Handicap Golf

A guy about to tee off was approached by a man

Doctor Howard's Bedside Manner

Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter

Girl's Best Friend

A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all

The BDC

A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads

Uncle Tommy's Closet

A guy comes home early one day from work. And

Little Johnny the Conductor

Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his

Freudian Slips

A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The

The Old Lady and The Hookers

There was an old lady walking down the streets

Clinton's sons

Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst

Sin and Shame

Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A.

Lawyers'' Lucky Break

Q: What is the definition "lucky break?" A: When

Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts

1) Chest Trays 2) NFRU (Not for Recreational

A Nun? Drinking!?

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block

Peopling The Earth

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging

Penis Size

A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the

Oreo Psycho-Personality Test

    Psychologists have discovered

Men and Women FAQ

    The following information was

An Exam

A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As

Socrates

One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates,

MIT's Course Evaluations for Fall, 1991

The Best and Worst Comments Received: "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."

In Heaven as on Earth

One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things

You Can't Please Everyone

An old man, a boy, and a donkey were on their way to town. The boy was riding the donkey. As they

Career Choices

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought

Best not to Boast

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one

Halo Statue

A Mexican man becomes an instant millionaire after winning the lottery. With his newfound wealth,

New Student

It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese

Pleasing Everybody

There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy

Love Line

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's

Windy Day

There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the

How to Poop at Work

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly

The Drinking Nun

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about

Morris the Matchmaker

Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. "I'm ashamed

Ruling

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.