Jokes
Four Friends
Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years. After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go
Japanese
It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth
Wild Irish Ho's
An Irish daughter had not been home for over five
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My First Time
My First Time The sky was dark, The moon was high, All
The Great Saddam and Bush Debate
Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam
Top ten reasons George W. Bush should be impeached
1) Compassionativity is not a word. 2) Social
Three men standing in front of God
God: Men, what car you get in Heaven will depend
The Christmas Elf Massacre
Buy me a beer if you want the story told Of why
Highbrow Genital Jokes
My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully
Handicap Golf
A guy about to tee off was approached by a man
Doctor Howard's Bedside Manner
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter
Girl's Best Friend
A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all
The BDC
A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads
Uncle Tommy's Closet
A guy comes home early one day from work. And
Little Johnny the Conductor
Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his
Freudian Slips
A man was sitting on a bus looking ashamed. The
The Old Lady and The Hookers
There was an old lady walking down the streets
Clinton's sons
Chelsea had the most exciting news. She burst
Sin and Shame
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A.
Lawyers'' Lucky Break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?" A: When
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts
1) Chest Trays 2) NFRU (Not for Recreational
A Nun? Drinking!?
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block
Peopling The Earth
A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging
Penis Size
A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the
Oreo Psycho-Personality Test
Psychologists have discovered
Men and Women FAQ
The following information was
An Exam
A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem. As
Socrates
One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates,
MIT's Course Evaluations for Fall, 1991
The Best and Worst Comments Received: "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."
In Heaven as on Earth
One day, there was a catastrophic event that caused all living creatures on Earth to die. To sort things
You Can't Please Everyone
An old man, a boy, and a donkey were on their way to town. The boy was riding the donkey. As they
Career Choices
An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought
Best not to Boast
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one
Halo Statue
A Mexican man becomes an instant millionaire after winning the lottery. With his newfound wealth,
New Student
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese
Pleasing Everybody
There was an old man, a boy, and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy
Love Line
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's
Windy Day
There was a little old lady standing at a corner. She had both hands holding her hat on while the
How to Poop at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly
The Drinking Nun
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about
Morris the Matchmaker
Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her. "I'm ashamed
Ruling
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines.