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This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious!

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because the sound of

A blond died her hair brown because she was tired

Q: Where did the sheep get its haircut? A: The

A tribal leader finds that his wife has had a white

ââ,¬Å"No, no, no!ââ,¬Â said the penguin,

A guy found a sheep and showed him to a policeman.

Why do people in vermont were kilts? Sheep can

What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep

What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under

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December 1 - Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love Harry

On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering

Q: What does an elephant use as tampon? A: A

A redneck couple gets married and are on their

Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he

What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?

Once there was a blonde driving home from work

A farm boy who had just finished his schooling

There was a man with a restaurant near a construction

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep

Mary had a little sheep With this sheep She

Where do you get Virgin Wool? From an ugly

A reporter heard that a farmer had animals that

Nursery Crimes: Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,kissed

Bill Clinton and the Pope die on the same day,

What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep

Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges? So

It is Rennaissance Italy and Lothario and his friend

1. See how many teenage boys you can gather by

The strident prosecutor begins: ''Ladies and

A reporter went up into the hills of West Virginia

There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

What do you call a redneck with a pig under one

1. The pickup is paid for. 2. I won this belt

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and

Why do scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear

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A man walks into a bar with a pork pie on his head.

A man that lives on a farm wakes up and goes outside

Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep

Twas the Night before Christmas, and all through

Intelligence Test Instructions: Write each of

A cowboy was passing by a ranch and decided to

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner.

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows

Rules for hunting lawyers Washington state attorney season and bag limits -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1300.01

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired

A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring. This man knows his

--Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle, WA One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 2. One tequila, two tequila, three

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day

Part of Air Canada's recent settlement with the Unions was hiring handicapped people! So, the other

Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! Arizona: But It's A

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor,

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck,

A man comes into the ER and yells, "My wife's going to have her baby in the cab!" I grabbed my stuff,

A primary school teacher decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made.

These, are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.

The following story was written by Andrew Marlatt. It first appeared on SatireWire on Feb. 1, 2002

A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid

A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming

A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West.

This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks the druggist for a box of condoms. The druggist

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor,

There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe there. He spends

A travelling ventriloquist on the road in between jobs decided to practice his craft before his next

In the old Wild West, a Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in a new Western town when

There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his

Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed