Jokes
Bird Brained
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they
Things I Learned From Movies
1. If being chased through town, you can usually
Skydiving
Q: What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? A:
Botched Robbery
Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them
Just Keep Drinking!
A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the
Clip Clop Bang
Q: What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip
Attempted Suicide
One day, an old lady decided that she didn't want
Man Pisses in a Shot Glass
A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends.
Murphy's Laws of Combat
* If the enemy is in range, so are you Incoming
You Might Be A Redneck...Pool
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool
Biker Bar Interview
A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She
Dumb Crooks Roundup
BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME
The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry
The George W Bush Presidential Lie-berry is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first
Ammunition
An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics.
Gone Hunting
Little Johnny grew up in the city, and went to visit his Uncle Joe on the farm. For the first few
Shoot First
One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences
City Boy
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed
New Orleans
Jack was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. Jack noticed that the guy
Martha Stewart's Tips for Rednecks
DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly
The Medal Of Freedom
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A white house source stated that Congress is considering awarding Vice-President
Tech Support Conversations Part Deaux
I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the document back to the sender when I was
Redneck Tips
1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting
Stella Awards
It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named
Blonde Suicide
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How
Cowboy Logic
A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming
Biker Club
A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a
Interviewing a General
Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio the other day and you have to read