Jokes
Competition
A shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected
Bird Brained
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they
Sex-Crazed Cock
One day, a farmer decides to buy a new rooster
Monkey Programmers
A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking
Chinese Business Trip
A man went on a business trip to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop
Ugly Woman
An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids. The shopkeeper asks "Are they twins"? The
Widdle Wabbits
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter,
The Parrot from a Whorehouse
A woman wanted a pet so she went to the local pet shop. She looked at the dogs and the cats but finally
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes