Jokes
Seagull
A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand,
Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open
20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can
Blonde Trapped on an Isand
A blonde is trapped on an island. She learns how
Breast Stroke
There was a competition to cross the English channel
Castaway Gals
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded
Fairy Tale For Our Times
A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium:Once
Fishing Line
There's a fine line between fishing and standing
Pickle in the Pants
There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous
Three's a Crowd
A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep
No Screwing!
Following a tragic boating accident, a husband
Spell Check
Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea
Poor Boy
A man was walking on the beach when he happened
My Husband Likes To Watch
A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.
Mermaid Sex
This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He
The Rich Hooker
There was a hooker who lived in a condo on Lake
Princess and Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
Desert Island Rescue
A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.
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Bad Day
Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for
Float Alone
Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker
The Island
A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean
Big Feet
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest
Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:
Cowboy And The Biker
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they
How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day
This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German
Lemon Drops
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing
Boots
A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the
Sports Fishing
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear
Man Overboard
An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the
Love Handles
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started
Too Tired to Go On
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked
Ridiculous Questions?
The moon shone silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were
Blonde Breast Stroke
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of
On a Lonely Island
A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food
Back to Front
A young wanna-be stud is vactioning alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young