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Seagull

A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand,

Ways to Let Someone Know Their Fly is Open

20. The cucumber has left the salad. 19. I can

Blonde Trapped on an Isand

A blonde is trapped on an island. She learns how

Breast Stroke

There was a competition to cross the English channel

Castaway Gals

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded

Fairy Tale For Our Times

A Fairy Tale for the Woman of the New Millennium:Once

Fishing Line

There's a fine line between fishing and standing

Pickle in the Pants

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous

Three's a Crowd

A man was shipwrecked with his dog and a sheep

No Screwing!

Following a tragic boating accident, a husband

Spell Check

Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea

Poor Boy

A man was walking on the beach when he happened

My Husband Likes To Watch

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island.

Mermaid Sex

This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He

The Rich Hooker

There was a hooker who lived in a condo on Lake

Princess and Frog

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,

Desert Island Rescue

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years.

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Bad Day

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for

Float Alone

Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul the banker

The Island

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

Big Feet

A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest

Globalization

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question:

Cowboy And The Biker

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they

How Dan Rather would have covered D-Day

This is how today's media would have reported the Normandy invasion to free those living under German

Lemon Drops

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing

Boots

A lady went into a bar in Austin and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the

Sports Fishing

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear

Man Overboard

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the

Love Handles

Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started

Too Tired to Go On

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked

Ridiculous Questions?

The moon shone silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that were beating on the shore were

Blonde Breast Stroke

A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of

On a Lonely Island

A guy is stranded on an island with only a Doberman and a pig for company. There's plenty of food

Back to Front

A young wanna-be stud is vactioning alone in Hawaii. He hits the beach, hoping to meet some young