shorts

A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts."Say, what's your

Baby Ryan was a nearly Two Year old Boy. He has been to train to inform his mom whenever he want to pee.So

A guy walks into a psychologists office wearing

EXCITABLE : Shorts half twisted around, cannot

Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your

A few clues to being a true Louisianan: 1. Your

SEX CONTRACT I, _______________________, hereby

This guy lives in Westchester, NY and goes to

A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only

A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp

Cross my heart this happened to someone. This guy

40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only

Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)

Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then an old

TO: MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell into a lens grinder and made a spectacle of himself? Doctors

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only

Once again, The Washington Post published its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply

You live in Arizona when.. 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You

The Sheriff in a small Texas town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it

It's even hotter than usual in Phoenix, 116 degrees sets a new record, the Associated Press reports: About

THE VALUE OF UNDIES-- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From

A little boy and a little girl are playing. The little boy pulls down his shorts and says, "*I* have

A nurse of an old folks home walked into the room of Mr. Jones and noticed he was crying at the foot

You might be a Redneck Jedi if..... you ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." your