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Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the

Yo mama's like a shotgun, 2 cocks and she's ready

A farmer just got married and was going home on

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

Pass My Shotgun Psychotic Mood Shift Perpetual

Q: What does Christina Aguilera have in common

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and

A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being

This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new

A man walks outside to his car for work, when he

Yo mama's like a shotgun -- one cock and she's

Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me

There was once an old pheasant who was chatting

An Indian walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of

A woman went camping and while she was out she

As he is quietly watching television at home, a

You might be a redneck if you like to brag you

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters

A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking

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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure

TWO DUCK HUNTERS FROM WISCONSIN: ABSOLUTELY A TRUE STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my

Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Bubba decided to save up and get a hang-glider.

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says

At the police station, Bubba explained to the police officer why his cousins shot him. "Well," Bubba

Who said men don't remember anniversaries? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband

[The year would not be complete without the Darwin Awards - awarded every year to the persons who

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 2.

There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks...Rufus and Clarence. They lived

- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup. - You design your Halloween costume to

trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees

A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure

Seems this hillbilly came to town carrying a jug of moonshine in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

There was a party that many rich people attended. The host had recently built a tank with many alligators,

A gorilla escapes from the zoo and after 3 weeks, the zoo keepers give up looking for him. Some time

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist,

A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes