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A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a

The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all

A man walks into a bar and orders shots for the

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all

Years of straining with poopie-ing, we can only

1. Your salary is less than your tuition. 2. Your

It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter,

A guy walks into a bar, sits down and says to the

Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary ''Haven't

A guy and his son go into a bar. The son is a

A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.

The Smiths had no children and decided to use a

10.) ''We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough

Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview.

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick!

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

    A few months ago, there was

A young man sits down at a bar. "What can I get

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME

Cover charge:  $15.00 Round of drinks: 

You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. Your

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking

There was a German, an Italian and a Missouri Redneck on death row. The warden gave them a choice

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was

A young girl on a year's training course in South Africa recently received a "Dear John" letter from her

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the bayou country of Louisiana, and

A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each

A Cajun named Thibideaux went to his doctor to determine the source of his malady. The doctor, After

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what

The husband didn't want to play in the "Couples Alternate Shot Tournament" at the club, but he reluctantly

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each

The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, Interviews, and testing

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?"