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Enough with the Poking, Lets Just Have Sex He pokes her, she pokes him, they poke each other back

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost. It's been nearly three weeks since he's

Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed

A woman is drying herself after a shower when she suddenly slips and lands preadlegged on the bathroom

A football coach noticed that his star tackle,

Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet

A blond was taking a shower when the doorbell rang.

Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front

AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN:

Once again the female staff will be offering courses

1. ââ,¬Å"If my heart were a baked potato,

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

People get really upset when you use the "F" word.

Advantages 1. It can get really weird 2. Someone

A mother goes to visit her daughter. She walks

Bob just moved from New York City to Alabama. He

Yo mama is so stupid, she put on a condom on her

Two guys are at the doctor's office, each has got

You're so dirty, when you take a shower you lose

One day, the Mayor of Whatsville came to Little

A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane were all

Johnny was playing outside when he really had to

We all know those cute symbols made with keyboard

How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing

There was a woman and her husband. They were happily

1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot

What if Data Ran Windows98? WORF: Captain, there

A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower,

A couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to

3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for

A blonde was walking down the street with shower

This guy is having an affair with a married woman

One day, Mrs. James was taking a shower, when suddenly

Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower

Yo' mama so fat, she showered and found an old

Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one

Bill Clinton and Jesse Jackson are taking a post-workout

* We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare

A young boy walks in on his mother in the bathtub.

Finally, something other than smiley faces....

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving

Q: How does a blonde guy take a shower? A:

A young priest was visting a convent. One day he

Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the

A salesman rang the door bell and little Johnny

Little Tommy runs into the bathroom one day to

One day this man says to his wife, "Lets take a

What do Mario LeMieux and Courtney Love have in

Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths? A:

Male Seminarsby Females 1.  Combatting 

The following letters were taken from an actual

A newlywed couple just moved into their new house.

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out

Charlie's wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their commode. Finally,

Also known as 'women's intuition,' this sixth sense thing is no myth. Women seem to know what's going

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

A Texan and his wife were on a trip to New York. She had just finished showering to dress for dinner

It's out! Brand new edition of... "You know you're A redneck when......" 1. You take your dog for

Ray shows up at the bar all out of breath so Dewey asks him what the hell is wrong with you? So

- Your sister's a real knock-out. Is one of you adopted? - For the longest time I lived with a

10. Your top player scores 20 points a game, but most of them are in the wrong basket. 9. You spend

Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel's staff and one of

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

A Canadian is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning

Your coworker has 8 body piercing and none are visible. You make over $300,000 and still can't

A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked

It's just too hot to wear clothes today," complained a man to his wife as he stepped out of the shower.

This woman goes to a pet store to purchase some dog food. She puts the bag of food up on the counter