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Now home from honeymoon and settled in our new home. It's fun to cook for Tim. Today I made an angel

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A man with an average handicap decides to play

A young boy caught sight of his mother changing

Ken and Bruce were very bored and very gay. Suddenly

A couple decides to get married, despite the fact

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this

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An elderly husband and wife noticed that they were

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There were three babies in a woman's womb, and

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A sailor was caught AWOL as he tried to sneak on board his ship at about 3 am. The chief petty officer

Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself attracted

MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.

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The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after

It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to think of a sermon for the next morning.

I phoned up a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time, chatting

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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. "How

Here are some observations about the politicians who run our country. They are from a Washington, D.C.travel

After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans