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A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's.He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter

There's this guy who's in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big hog. So he's shopping

Two Norwegian men were driving near Mt. Horab, a Norwegian community in Wisconsin, when they noticed

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving

This week, the Bush administration finally released

Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam

A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting

A guy was taking a new bus route for the first

1. My fellow Americans, I have taken much into

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." ...George

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There was a guy, who was the most buff guy, and

Many women are afraid of their first mammogram,

Why did God invent a man first? She wanted

One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ? A: Because

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A young blonde stock broker was bored with her

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Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial-insemination

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she

Creation vs Evolution has been settled! A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator,

Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' If we're in the backyard and the TV in

One day George was betting on the ponies nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest who had

Four college friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas

Bad Metaphors from Stupid Student Essays (actually these are mostly similes, see Literary Terms) Her

A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and we all could use more calm in

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with

A Lady goes to Toys R Us to buy a Barbie doll. She tells the clerk that she needs to buy a Barbie

1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen. 2. When you get to

Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto

Three elderly men are at the doctor's office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, "What

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus" offered by an English professor

1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three weeks. 2. No changing your oil in the street. 3.

There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date. The

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly

* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. * Keep skunks and bankers and

A man walked into the women's department of Macy's in New York City.He found a saleslady, and told

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer

Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, on his way out to the fields, the farmer says

A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.

There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in America. Well,

Male Seminars by Females 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You, Too, Can Do Housework 3. PMS: Learn

This is a test for men only and all "real men" will answer "C" to all of these questions. However,

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and

These are actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. Her face was a perfect oval,

What do you expect from such simple creatures!? Their last name stays put. The garage is all

By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy

INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER PRODUCT: You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter

Add It Up: Relationship Guide For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is:

These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to Dallas

Three blondes died and are at the gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates

A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone

Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, "What is three

Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same

During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives