sister

The young man said to his sweetheart,"We're going to have a great time tonight. I have three theater

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel. On the third day out the camel suddenly

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry,

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble

One day, a priest decides to take a walk to the

Three boys were sitting on some steps watching

A manager walks into his office and sees a blonde

Cindy Lou Edleman Performs Quality Sexual Favors

A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead on the

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota.

One day, a blonde left work early to go home and

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon.

Yo sister so ugly, I thought she was yo mama.

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please

You know you''re having a bad day when your twin

Little Johnny walks into a pharmacy and brings

G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas

These are excuse notes from parents (with their

1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top

The preacher stood before the congregation. ''Brothers

Two sisters, a blonde and a brunette, inherit the

Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick,

What do you call a guy from West Virginia who has

The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus''

Q: My fiancee still has feelings for his old girlfriends.

The taxi driver picks up a nun. After a little

One day a guy and a girl were making out in her

After much careful research, it has been discovered

A young man wished to purchase a present for his

A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple

Good: Your children are sexually active. Bad: With

Father Murphy was a very poor priest in a very

A couple had been married for many years, and their

You know you're a redneck when you wake up drunk

You might be a redneck if it takes two twinkies,

One day, a little boy asks his father what the

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister

A redneck calls into a radio advice show and asks,

There were three southern belles that were sisters,

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move

10. I think of you as a brother. Translation: You

ARKANSAS STATE RESIDENCY APPLICATION Name:

If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce,

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

Last night I got temporary amnesia and I totally

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment

A train hits a bus load of nuns and they all perish.

One day a teacher was teaching a fourth grade class

Did you hear about the guy who screwed his sister-in-law?

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house,

What's the difference between a hooker, a nymphomaniac,

What do you call a nun who just passed her bar

A first-grade teacher asks her students to give

A little girl came running into the house crying

You wake up face down on the pavement. You

Grandfather and grandson, on a stroll on their

A Mismatched Pair of Gloves A young man wished

Once upon a time, there was a man who came home

On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie

Go up to a girl and say, "Fuck me if I'm wrong,

A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were

Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block

A madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful,

A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won't

A kid comes home from school with a writing assignment.

Two little boys go into the grocery store. One

Sitting by the window in her convent, Sister Anne

Let's watch Lifetime! Sex is overrated. I don't

13> "None for me, thanks.  That

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner.

Donny is a 17-year-old ninth grader who is becoming

On the day of the Royal Wedding, Sofia was getting

Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize

Last name: ________________ First name (check

    Dear Son,    

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2)

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman

In California Unleaded gas went to $4.00 a gallon last Thursday. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for

Next time you have a bad day at work...think of this guy: Rob is a commercial saturation diver for

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.' --

Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' If we're in the backyard and the TV in

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient

An Englishman A Scotsman and an Irishman are all setting in a bar in New York discussing about how

I was trying to get my seventh-grade history class to understand how the Indians must have felt when

An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it

Grandma's letter; She is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear

What, you ask, is "Butt dust?" Read on and you'll discover the joy in it! These have to be original

1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6) 2) Oysters' balls are

Panicking when her toddler swallowing a tiny magnet; my sister, Betty, rushed him to the emergency

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his late

The wife comes home early and finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful,

One year at Christmas my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible

The coach had put together the perfect team for the New Orleans Saints. The only thing missing was

A Texas family of football supporters head out one Saturday to the outlet mall to do their tax-free

- Your sister's a real knock-out. Is one of you adopted? - For the longest time I lived with a

An Irishman an Englishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar in Sydney. The view was fantastic,

Mrs. Shapiro, the Matchmaker, goes to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years. "Mr. Cohen,

A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town shopping. He decided to go

1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." 2. "I've always wanted

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery

In a recent Channel 4 news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested

PARIS HILTON CALLS FOR END TO SWIFT BOAT FLAP Says It's drawing Attention Away From Her Hotel

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud! These are real notes written from parents

A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a neighborhood pub. The place was hopping

1. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually

The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny,"

1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan' all dem kids to do what I do,

Description Missus manifests as a female humanoid providing cooking/cleaning features, and a sitting-room/TV

The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed good looking man in his

One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened.

The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question,

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

By Scott Roeben was a very wise man. But you'd never know it because he used such fancy-schmancy

Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When

An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine's Day. As they had not been

"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?" inquired Father Dan during his visit to the

Little Johnny comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad,

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went

I live in Texas. I also have two friends that are blonde and sisters. One day, they approached

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until

The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's

A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger

A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate

There was a man with a daughter, son, and a wife. The man and his wife were not having very good sex

Dan married one of a pair of identical twin girls. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about

A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front

For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating

A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss concerned about all his employees well