Jokes
Costume
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.She got a terrible headache and told her husband
Blonde Hide and Go Seek
Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?",
A Drunken Leprechaun
A drunk leprechaun was staggering home with a pint
The Lord's Name in Vain
A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage
Chinese Limerick
There was once a man from China, he wasn't a
Rooster in His Declining Years
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new
Sex Sandals
A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They
Doctors vs. Lawyers
Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.
Halloween Party
A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked
I'll Repair Your Car, Nudge, Nudge
A young woman experienced car trouble late one
Golf On The Sly
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
Who Was That Masked Man?
A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween
Buttered Corn, Yum
Once upon a time there were three men lost in a
Yo Mama's So Ugly....Coma
Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty
Bark like a Dogma
A poor minister was having trouble managing his
Bubbles and Barbie
Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman
Check Out
I was in the Express Lane at the store, quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead
Sunbathing
Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on
Really Bad Day
It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new
Broken Scrotum
A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone
Too Much Hunting
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my
Fishing
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the
Actual Writings on Hospital Charts
1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient
Stella Awards
It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it
The Apartment Building
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,
3 Honeymoon Nights
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate
How I Got to Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,
The Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache