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Costume

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.She got a terrible headache and told her husband

Blonde Hide and Go Seek

Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?",

A Drunken Leprechaun

A drunk leprechaun was staggering home with a pint

The Lord's Name in Vain

A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage

Chinese Limerick

There was once a man from China, he wasn't a

Rooster in His Declining Years

An old farmer decided it was time to get a new

Sex Sandals

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They

Doctors vs. Lawyers

Two attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle.

Halloween Party

A man and his wife were invited to a swanky masked

I'll Repair Your Car, Nudge, Nudge

A young woman experienced car trouble late one

Golf On The Sly

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

Who Was That Masked Man?

A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween

Buttered Corn, Yum

Once upon a time there were three men lost in a

Yo Mama's So Ugly....Coma

Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty

Bark like a Dogma

A poor minister was having trouble managing his

Bubbles and Barbie

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman

Check Out

I was in the Express Lane at the store, quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead

Sunbathing

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on

Really Bad Day

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new

Broken Scrotum

A woman named Jill stood up at her church's Testimony Meeting one Sunday morning, took the microphone

Too Much Hunting

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my

Fishing

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the

Actual Writings on Hospital Charts

1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient

Stella Awards

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the annual Stella Awards. The Stella's are named

Tennis Ball

While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it

The Apartment Building

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

3 Honeymoon Nights

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate

How I Got to Heaven

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day,

The Costume Party

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. The wife came down with a terrible headache