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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay

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Sherlock Holmes and Watson were walking through

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping

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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

Two doctors, a psychiatrist and a proctologist, opened an office in a small town and put up a sign

In a tiny village on the Irish coast lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that

One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences

Two male friends are out golfing one Saturday afternoon. After finishing one hole, they wait for

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found

One day George was betting on the ponies nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest who had

A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older

A retired corporate executive, now a widower, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was

A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due

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A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can't

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A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs

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The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day, walking

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was

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A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling

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A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've

An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the

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In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with

Some friars were behind in their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise the

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History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members

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Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly

On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One

Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran

At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Senor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country

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A redhead, a brunette and a blonde were lunching together, discussing what they thought the worlds

In a small fishing village, a Newfoundlander was walking up the wharf carrying two - at least three

A young guy from Missouri moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything-under-one-roof" department

One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose

While the barber is lathering the man up for his shave, the man expresses to the barber how he has

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A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded,

Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You

A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They

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A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with

One night a blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her. "My daughter, you have

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A cab driver pulled up at a stop sign near Central Park in New York. A stark naked woman jumped out

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A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses. One

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A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this

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A wife arrived home from a shopping trip and was shocked to find her husband in bed with a lovely

King Arthur was in Merlin's laboratory where the great wizard was showing him his latest creation.

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A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of

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Bob dies and goes to the pearly gates where he waits in line. As he draws closer he sees there are

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a

The Reverend John Fuzz was a pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day,

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A vet gets a midnight phone call from a farmer. "I`ve got a very constipated cow - been like it for

A boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later

An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried,

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On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After dismounting, he walked behind

I had an appointment to see a urologist who shared an office with several other doctors. The waiting

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems

A lawyer from New York was transferred to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West.

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Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the big table he looks into his small bowl.

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer!"

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite

Frank was excited about his new rifle, and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small brown

A tourist goes into a restaurant in Spain and orders the specialty of the house. When his dinner arrives,

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A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they

In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the

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A chemistry instructor wanted to teach his ninth grade class about the evils of liquor, so he created

German scientists dug 50 metres underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his

"Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me

One Sunday morning, the priest saw little Davey staring up at the large plaque that hung in the church's

Some not too smart gangsters decide to rob a bank. After several days of planning they agree on the

One day long ago, a man and woman got married. The man told the woman that there would always be a

An elderly lady finished her shopping and, upon return to the parking lot, found four men in her car.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said:

A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front

A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk,

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives

A man who had spent his whole life in the desert visited a friend. He'd never seen a train or the tracks

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw,

A principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use

There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public

Tommy is a young boy, just potty trained. When he goes to the bathroom though, Tommy manages to

Merv was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears.