Jokes
Redneck Engineering Exam
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon
Whistle While You Twurk
One day three dwarfs went walking and saw a sign
Smallest Hotel
What is the smallest hotel in the world? A
Computer Gender
Women claim that computers should be referred to
Mr. or Mrs. Computer
Is your computer male or female? As you are aware,
Classy Insults
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "A modest
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe
Spanish Lesson
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated
Yankee Test
We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called