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A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out

A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde are riding

One morning, a man got on an elevator on the fourth

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were all

Yo mama smells so nasty, she makes speed stick

Season's Beatings There's gotta be a better way

One day, an old lady went to the store to get some

What's wrinkled and smells like ginger? Fred Astaire's

"Where did you get those zacklies?" "Zacklies?" "Yeah,

ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize

I. Know that although the cat has the advantage

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking

So this guy is in Rhode Island hunting for geese.

A blonde decides to show her husband that despite

What is grosser than gross? When a midget

What's long and green and smells like pork?

Q: What did the midget say to the tall woman? A:

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots???

This Avon lady was out selling her wares. She

A month before Prom night the daughter goes to

Two brothers, Bob and Tom, both work for a lumberyard.

1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches

10) Your mom. 9) Piss in the wind. 8) Spit straight

How do you know when to beat up a midget?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny

What did the right eye say to the left eye? Just

1. The only place in North America to get bombed

A woman visits her physician. After waiting for

What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The

A drunk guy is telling a bartender how much he

Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie

What's the difference between yo' mama and a walrus?

1: Passionate kiss like spider's web. Soon lead

A Russian guy was walking down the street when

Q: What is grosser than gross? A: A midget

You don't have to put cream in your coffee to

Yo mama's like a toilet -- round, white and smells

What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger.

    A couple go to Mexico City for

What's green, has four legs and smells like fish?

Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck

    A woman was at work when a man

In light of the rising frequency of human - grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish

When a woman wears leather clothing: A man's heart beats quicker, and his throat gets dry, and

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired

An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding. The state trooper smells

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death they are close to just

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes

A chief and an admiral were sitting in the barber shop. They were both just getting finished with

This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with passing gas, but

A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes