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A man walking down the street noticed a small boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house. Even when

A woman could never get her husband to do anything around the house. He would come home from work, sit

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little

There was a middle aged couple, who had two stunningly beautiful teenaged blonde daughters. They decided

Little Johnny was a young boy, just potty trained. When he went to the bathroom though, he hit everything

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed anew head Samurai so he sent

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting

In school one day, the teacher decided that in

There were two bums walkin down a road. They both

A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants

In a city park stood two statues, one female and

An English professor told her students that there

Some say George W. Bush quit drinking because of

And the Lord spoke to Noah: ''In six months I'm

A programmer was crossing a road one day when a

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school.

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm

An alien walked into a bar and sat down next to

A man and his wife were sitting in church, the

An older single woman was shopping at the grocery

One fine afternoon, a smiling boy arrived home

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when

There were three southern belles that were sisters,

Jan.10 5:00 P.M. It's starting to snow. The

A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, she walked into

Children were called upon in a classroom to make

A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday

Three lawyers died and went to hell. Satan told

An atomic bomb went off in Washington and everyone

He's teaching her arithmetic, he said it was his

A newly married man was discussing his honeymoon.

An old man and woman were married for years, even

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first

Doris and Fred had started their retirement years

During a busy pre-Christmas day at Sydney airport,

Three couples were married and stayed at the same

A little old lady was sitting on her front porch

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried

Two statues stood in a city park: one female and

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me,

A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight,

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Wairarapa. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material

A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly, she spotted the most beautiful car

Two guys and a union worker were fishing on a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was

Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White

A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The little

A college pizza delivery boy arrived at the house of Mr.Smith. He delivered the pizza to his trailer.

Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take one item with them to help

Take Care of the Big Rocks First A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in

After having been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, a real southern gentleman beckoned the waitress

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. "Hello?" A

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving

The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally beautiful

Back in the time of the Samurai there was a powerful emperor who needed a new head Samurai so he sent

A business man got on an elevator.when he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him

Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in

A team of American and British archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave.

Harold was an old man. He was sick and in the hospital. There was one young nurse that just drove him

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I

After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro

A customer service award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being so clever

HER DIARY Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to

Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner.

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his IRS agent and his lawyer (both church members),

In a city park stood two statues, one female and the other male. These two statues faced each other

A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known

Margaret is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers

Four married men were golfing. While at the fourth hole, the first man said, "you have no idea what

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room where their family member lay gravely

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in South Louisiana. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into

A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of sudden death. "We will all die

Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes

"Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked. It was a moment for which her parents

There was a preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance that he could get, he could be found on the

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted

A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes