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Q: What's the difference between a dead lawer in

Why did the zombie baby cross the road? To wreak

How can you tell a plane is filled with actors? When

One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were

There was a cowboy riding down a trail on his horse

Two little snakes were hissing near their pit.

A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting.

What kind of condoms do snakes use? Anacondoms!

Two men went hunting. Joe had been hunting all

10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous? 9) Is

Buffallo Billy had a ten-foot willy He showed

A young boy walks in on his mother in the bathtub.

"I hope I'm not poisonous," said the first snake. "Why?"

Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out

An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in

A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's

What do a rattlesnake and a soft penis have in

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to

A Denton, Texas man was arrested for filing a false

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) LOCATION:

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny

I have an earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat this

1. Cover your stump before you hump. 2. Before

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell,

An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter offensive tactics.

your breasts must think i'm good lookin cause they keep lookin at me. Hey baby, you keep running

Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow?

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God... "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the

This is true !! It details what to do if an anaconda attacks you. Excerpt is from the US Government

Differential Theory of US Armed Forces (Snake Model) upon encountering a snake in the Area of Operations

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle

Some people say that I'm superficial, but that's just on the surface. On one hand, I'm indecisive;

These questions about Canada were posted on an international tourism website and obviously the answers

A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are,

There once was a snake breeder who had two snakes he was trying to mate. For the life of him, he couldn't

Three babies are in their mother's womb. One of them says, "I want to be an artist, so everyone will

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell,