Jokes
Mother's in Town
A man is out drinking with his buddies one night and suddenly realizes he has stayed out too late and
Software Upgrade
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from
And God Created A Sleeping Man
A couple went to church every week, but every
Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon
This lady goes to a vet and learns that that if
A Lesson in Government
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about
Two Ribbons
A woman calls a clinic and says she hasn't been
What a Scotsman Wears Under His Kilt
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path
Sharing A Room
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,
The Salesman's Scoreboard
A travelling salesman is out in the country selling
The Marine Shares a Room
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town,
Late Bus
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot
Snoring
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if
Advice From Tech Support
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down
Scotsman Kilt
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a
Hotel Room
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have
Traveler Needs a Room
By the time John pulled into the little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room